One-tap private logs
Capture a bathroom visit quickly with optional light labels, notes, or icons. The goal is a tiny joke, not a detailed body log.
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The least serious trophy shelf on your phone.
Turn private bathroom visits into silly achievements, streaks, and weekly recap cards. No public map, no social feed, no health tracking.
Coming soon for iPhone. Product, privacy, terms, and support pages are ready before launch.
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Bathroom Trophy
A private trophy journal for bathroom visits. Tap once, unlock silly awards, and make weekly recap cards without maps, feeds, or health tracking.
Why it stands outPrivate one-tap logging for a tiny daily joke.
Why it stands outAbsurd trophies, streaks, and recap cards.
Why it stands outNo public bathroom map, social feed, or medical advice.
What it does
Bathroom Trophy overview
Bathroom Trophy turns an ordinary routine into a small private joke. Tap once, unlock ridiculous trophies, build a trophy shelf, and make recap cards that share the punchline without exposing the details.
- Bathroom humor apps often lean on public maps, feeds, or location sharing.
- Health trackers are too serious for people who just want a silly private log.
- Sharing the joke should not mean sharing exact places, notes, or private history.
Old wayA private joke disappears after the moment
Better wayMaps, feeds, health charts, or too much information
Best forPrivate logs, silly trophies, and recap cards you control
Key details
Why it is useful.
The practical reasons this app earns a place on someone's phone.
Absurd trophy unlocks
Collect silly achievements, streaks, and milestones that make the routine funny without turning it into a health score.
Weekly recap cards
Turn the week into a clean highlight card you can keep private or share outside the app when you choose.
Share only the joke
Recap cards should hide private details by default. There is no public feed, follower graph, comment thread, or exact location map.
Use cases
Where it fits.
Real situations where the app removes friction from a familiar job.
Private joke tracking
Keep a silly personal trophy shelf for bathroom visits without publishing a map of your day.
Friend-worthy recap cards
Share a clean weekly card that carries the joke without exposing notes, times, or places.
Low-stakes streaks
Enjoy badges and milestones without wellness pressure, shame language, or body scoring.
Privacy-first history
Review, delete, or export your own history without sending it to a public map or social feed.
Pricing
Simple pricing.
The free tier, paid unlock, and limits are shown before you install.
Core trophy shelf
Private logging, starter trophies, and basic recap cards.
- One-tap private logs
- Starter trophy set
- Current weekly recap
- Basic share card
Pro trophy packs
More trophies and better recap styles once the joke sticks.
- Extra trophy packs
- Premium recap styles
- More share-card designs
- Expanded archive and export styles
- Optional custom icons or themes if shipped
FAQ
The practical questions.
Short answers about pricing, privacy, launch status, and everyday use.
Is Bathroom Trophy a health tracker?
No. Bathroom Trophy is an entertainment app for private, silly bathroom journaling. It does not provide medical, digestive-health, diagnosis, treatment, or wellness advice.
Is there a public poop map?
No. Bathroom Trophy is not a public bathroom map and does not publish precise locations. V1 is built around private logs and optional coarse labels such as Home, Work, or Travel.
Can I share recap cards?
Yes. Sharing is user-controlled, and recap cards hide exact times, notes, and coarse labels by default before you export or share anything.
What is included before Pro?
The intended core experience includes private quick logging, a starter trophy set, the current weekly recap, and a basic share card.
Is Bathroom Trophy a subscription?
No for v1. The current launch model is a one-time Pro unlock for extra trophy packs, premium recap styles, and more share-card designs.
Can I delete my logs?
Yes. The app includes local history, edit controls, delete-all controls, and a private JSON export.
Does the app collect precise location?
No. The app does not request precise location permission. Place labels are manual coarse labels such as Home, Work, Travel, or Other.
Support
Support and policy links in one place.
Questions, privacy requests, or purchase support? Email [email protected] and include “Bathroom Trophy” in the subject.