Built as a private entertainment app: logs stay personal, sharing is optional, and the joke never needs a public location map.
The least serious trophy shelf on your phone.
Turn private bathroom visits into silly achievements, streaks, and weekly recap cards. No public map, no social feed, no health tracking.
Available now for iPhone on the App Store.
- Status
- Live on the App Store
- Platform
- iPhone
- Pricing
- Free — no in-app purchases
At a glance
Bathroom Trophy turns an ordinary routine into a small private joke. Tap once, unlock ridiculous trophies, build a trophy shelf, and make recap cards that share the punchline without exposing the details.
Old way
A private joke disappears after the moment
Other bathroom apps
Maps, feeds, health charts, or too much information
Bathroom Trophy
Private logs, silly trophies, and recap cards you control
What it fixes
The problem todayBathroom humor apps often lean on public maps, feeds, or location sharing.
Health trackers are too serious for people who just want a silly private log.
Sharing the joke should not mean sharing exact places, notes, or private history.
What it does
4 core features01
One-tap private logs
Capture a bathroom visit quickly with optional light labels, notes, or icons. The goal is a tiny joke, not a detailed body log.
02
Absurd trophy unlocks
Collect silly achievements, streaks, and milestones that make the routine funny without turning it into a health score.
03
Weekly recap cards
Turn the week into a clean highlight card you can keep private or share outside the app when you choose.
04
Share only the joke
Recap cards keep private details out by default. There is no public feed, follower graph, comment thread, or exact location map.
Where people use it
Real situationsPrivate joke tracking
Keep a silly personal trophy shelf for bathroom visits without publishing a map of your day.
Unlocked: The Midnight Medal.
Friend-worthy recap cards
Share a clean weekly card that carries the joke without exposing notes, times, or places.
This week had range.
Low-stakes streaks
Enjoy badges and milestones without wellness pressure, shame language, or body scoring.
Three-day trophy streak.
Privacy-first history
Review, delete, or export your own history without sending it to a public map or social feed.
Your logs stay yours.
Pricing
Free, with everything included. No subscription and no in-app purchases.Bathroom Trophy
Free, with everything included. No subscription and no in-app purchases.
Price in the App Store
- One-tap private logs
- All 38 trophies and nine throne ranks
- Weekly recap briefings
- Shareable recap cards in three royal styles
- Optional broad place labels, emblems, and private notes
- Full history editing and deletion
Built for
Questions
Is Bathroom Trophy a health tracker?
No. Bathroom Trophy is an entertainment app for private, silly bathroom journaling. It does not provide medical, digestive-health, diagnosis, treatment, or wellness advice.
Is there a public poop map?
No. Bathroom Trophy is not a public bathroom map and does not publish locations. Entries are private, with optional broad place labels such as Home, Work, or Travel.
Can I share recap cards?
Yes. Sharing is entirely up to you, and recap cards let you hide details before you export anything.
What do I get?
Everything. Private quick logging, all 38 trophies, nine throne ranks, weekly recaps, and every share-card style. Nothing is held back and there is nothing to buy.
Is Bathroom Trophy a subscription?
No. Bathroom Trophy is free, with every feature included — no subscription and no in-app purchases.
Can I delete my logs?
Yes. Your history is private to your device, and you can edit or delete any entry at any time.
Does the app collect precise location?
No. The app does not request precise location permission. Place labels are optional, broad, and chosen by you — not automatic location history.
Bathroom Trophy support
Questions or privacy requests? Email [email protected] and include “Bathroom Trophy” in the subject.
Get Bathroom Trophy
Built as a private entertainment app: logs stay personal, sharing is optional, and the joke never needs a public location map.